Thursday, March 29, 2007

Reading Record (cont...)

11 - "Sex and the City"
By Candace Bushnell
Very similar to the hit telvision show. It is not so much written from the mind of Carrie, but more generally about her and other characters. The favourites, Charlotte, Samantha and Miranda, are not depicted in quite the same way, so I had to stop thinking about the TV show! I'm a fan of the show and a fan of the book.
Next...Who knows? Waiting on a delivery from Amazon.com!

Monday, March 26, 2007

Look What I Found!


Check it out. Those who know me will get a real kick out of this one. I am a huge fan of the 'plastic' cheese, Kraft Chedder. Well, guess what I found at the supermarket here in Japan...that's right...my favie. This Kraft Cheddar (much to your relief I'm sure) is actually found in the fridge section of the dairy isle and it is even pre-sliced! Check out the recipe on the side of the pack...cheese wrapped in seaweed. Will have to try that one!

Riding my bike...Japanese style


Well, here it is. You've heard about it and now you can see it for yourself...Riding a Bike Japanese Style.

Red Hot Chilli Peppers

It was an event we were all waiting for...the chance to sing along to the Red Hot Chilli Peppers with a crowd in their Japanese-English accents. The Aussies left school as early as possible, raced to the train station and boarded the train to Osaka. We made our way to our hotel, checked-in and prepared for a great night. We had a quick dinner and found our way to the Osaka Dome...but it was unusually quiet...and dark. We were thinking "Oh no, we are a little bit late and they've locked us out"...until we noticed the sign.

Universal Studios



The place is amazing. You feel like you are walking down the set of a movie. It is all set out like a city; buildings, roads, street signs and even traffic lights that work! We got there at about 10am and stayed until after 9pm. We still didn't see everything on offer.





My first ride for the day was the E.T. attraction. It was very cute seeings all the different E.T.s throughout the display, as the carriage which looked like bikes took us through. At one stage we went through a room which was black apart from stars everywhere and moving silhouettes of bicycles passing across a moon. It was all in Japanese of course, so who knows what E.T. was saying apart from the fact he wanted to phone home!



Next Lauren and I caught the Monster Rock 'n' Roll show. It was lots of fun to watch. The stage was a scene from a rocky horror show complete with coffins, a big clock, glowing skeletons and the like. There were many characters including Frankenstein, Beetle Juice, Dracula and some rock'n'roll girls who sang and danced throughout the half-hour show. They spoke in Japanese but sang songs in English. They sang and danced to 'Smooth', 'Living La Vida Loca' , 'It's Raining Men' and other songs that got you bopping in your seat.



We ate lunch in a really groovy rock'n'roll period cafe with classic cars parked out the front and the little juke boxes (purely for show) on each table. I had a cheeseburger set which came with a bucket of 2 chicken nuggets and wedges.





Next was Shrek in 4D. This was really cleverly done. You wore the sexy 3D glasses and the extra 1 dimension made you feel like you were there. We were sneezed on (little sprays of water), felt like spiders were crawling up our legs (air jets from under the seat), riding in a horse drawn cart and flying through the air. Princess Sofia was abducted so Donkey and Shrek had to save her. It was fun.



The Terminator 2 attraction was similar to the Shrek 4D, but this was just 3D, no creepy crawly feelings! It was very clever, as there were actors on the stage that seemed to crawl into the movie screen, become Arnold and the boy and interact with the robots and strange melty metal creatures that appeared.



While everyone else went of the Spiderman ride (a simulated ride which carried a warning sign, not suitable for people who suffer from motion sickness) I wandered around, went through the Land of Oz, ate a Funnel cake with ice-cream and strawberries and enjoyed the atmosphere. Once I met up with the others again, I took my motion sickness tablet and tackled the Jurassic Park Ride. At the entrance there were some vending machine selling ponchos. We all bought one, just in case!! We were taken through the land of dinosaurs via a boat, getting up close and personal with many different dinosaurs and finally with T-Rex before shooting down a very steep and tall slide and skidded through water at the bottom. Half way down the slide, when we were all screaming our lungs out, there was a flash (our picture taken). The picture was hilarious, you can almost see my funnel cake! I had to buy it!!


The final ride for the day was the Back to the Future ride. It was a simulation ride and we were travelling in the car that Doc created. It was a flying ride with many close calls with buildings, mountains and asteroids. The lines were pretty long in comparison to any theme Park I've ever been. But when we looked at the capacity for lines and unused ropes we thought we were pretty lucky. The lines moved pretty quickly and on average we waited 40 minutes to get on each ride.



We saw a couple of street shows including Sesame Street and Hello Kitty. The song to Hello Kitty was basically the same as Hey Mickey!! They sang bilingual, one verse in Japanese and one in English. Quite amusing! The souvenirs were bizarre as well. They were selling hats which were the heads of E.T and Elmo as well as head bands with Snoopy and Hello Kitty ears.


It was pretty busy there, especially for a weekday and in comparison to crowds back in Oz. Most rides had a queue time of 40 minutes or longer. It seemed like a long time, but when we looked around to see the potential capacity for the lines we felt a little better! I would hate to be there on a busy day! There were actually information boards scattered throughout the grounds which informed you of the waiting times for the different attractions. The longest time I saw for the day was for the Dream Ride Roller coaster: 140 minutes!! Gotta be keen!


After a long and exciting day it was time to go home. I made it home by 11;30. Thank goodness the next day was a public holiday. I got a well needed sleep in and a whole day of relaxation and nothingness!

Sunday, March 25, 2007

Sexy back: a trip to the sumos


Well, most definitely one of the highlights of the trip so far was a trip to possibly the worlds sexiest sport, sumo wrestling... I do not use the word sexy lightly, and I apologise to the Lakers (possibly the world's sexiest team), all synchronised swimmers (what isn't sexy about pegs, gymnasts and legs going everywhere) and the grabbing and holding of greco-roman wrestling, but the sight of grossly overweight men using the inside of tyres as g-strings is a sight to behold! It was the March Grand Tournament, Asashoryo was gunning for his 5th straight tournament victory, so the expectation was high...


We arrived early (about 9), and there was hardly anyone there! The juniors were strutting their stuff and the bouts were certainly entertaining... the ceremony of each bout takes about 7 times as long as the actual bout, which can last anything from 5 seconds to 2 minutes, but more likely closer to five seconds! These bouts continued for the best part of 4 hours before the high profile wrestlers started to arrive...

We spotted one of the largest pairs of breasts we have ever seen! And no, it wasn't Pamela sitting ringside, but rather one of the junior sumo's... He was possibly a double z cup... a really big unit... If Bob and Gillian are looking to start a Japanese series he could be the no 1 contender! We are assured by all Japanese they are very healthy species though (this school of thought is not held by me!).


At 2.30 the first ceremony, as all the wrestlers from the division paraded around the ring...there was some weird drumming and polite applause for each wrestler!
Had real trouble following the program, as the announcing was all in Japanese, as was the program... however, I began to recognise some of the heavyweights from the colour program we bought (awesome souvenir)! The big difference in Japan is they really want the champions to win, where as at home we all want them to lose (take Lleyton for example! Disgraceful attitude Australia!). Therefore the real crowd hero was Asashoryo, who was the last bout, as he is the highest rank of Sumo

(He's not even Japanese, he's Mongolian!). He won, the crowd went wild and then the day was over at 6.30. A long day full of ceremony, ritual and action. It needs to be seen to really be believed!
Jodi and Asashoryo

A Japanese Cooking Lesson



Miyuki and Hitomi had invited us to come to their apartment and learn how to cook a very famous Japanese dish, Sukiyaki. The whole thing was cooked using a portable gas burner which sat on the kitchen table. Preparation simply involved cutting up some leek and cabbage.





There is a particular order in which you place the ingredients into the pot, which has been written down for us so we can cook it for our visitors. The dish included beef strips, leek, tofu, noodles and cabbage. The sauce was a concoction of cooking sake, sugar, mirin and soy sauce. It all smelled awesome. The pot was only big enough to feed 2 people, so we cooked in two lots. Jono and I cooked the second lot under careful instruction.


What's so special about this? Well, we took the food straight from the pot, dipped it into raw egg and then ate it. Definitely an acquired taste (or mentality about raw eggs), but we both gave it a go, soon preferring to eat the food with our rice. Yet another Japanese meal in our repertoire.

Lunch With The Ladies


This week brought the 2006/2007 school year to a close. After the closing ceremony the students were sent home but the teachers remained at school. The day's lunch was special, for starters women only. Here is a photo of me and Mayumi. Next, it was the most expensive lunch I've ever had! I had great anticipations for it!


At 12 we all made our way to the library and arranged on three long tables were some exquisite Japanese lunches. For 2800 Yen I got a Bento (lunch box, including lots of sashimi), a bottle of tea (my favourite, not!) and a bag of sweets. I was brave and tried everything in the bento, including the raw white fish. The tempura was delicious and I shelled my first ever prawn. The sweets bag included two cake logs, a teddy biscuit, one green tea cake and one vanilla cake.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

A Day at the... Soccer


merchandise stand... scarves are more like bar towels! Our player on our scarf was number 13, Yoshito. Funny thing was, he turned out that way!

We headed to the soccer in Kobe for a bit of J-League action. I`ve been hanging for live sport and thankfully Spring brings with it the soccer and baseball seasons.

So it turns out soccer crowds are pretty much the same everywhere. They sing funny songs (In Japan they are funny because they sing `Love me tender` and `Go West`, not because they are vulgar, insulting or question somebodies sexuality!), they cheer, play the trumpet and bounce up and down when they score... However in Japan people bring their own snacks (rice of course), there is no abuse of referees or opposition players, even when it is justified. For instance, a bloke got sent off for elbowing one of the home teams players and he got clapped from the field.


Imagine what would happen if Kevin Muscat did that in Adelaide (note: that is purely fantasy, we all know Kevin Muscat would never be yellow carded, let alone
sent off, despite being a thug!). Then, the ref disallowed a clear goal for an apparent foul that looked questionable at best, which left the result at 1-1. I think Kobe could have lost 5-0 and the crowd still would have left happy! All in all, good entertainment and a fun day out...

Leandro after scoring Kobe's only goal. He should have had a double but the ref was on par with breeze and shields' finals performance!

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Class Party

I (Jodi) was invited back to my Elementary school by the third grade teachers to join in with their class (all 3 classes) party. By "Class Party" they actually mean, "let's cook some awesome food and eat all day!". Bring it on!

First up...Shiratama Dango

1. Mix flour and water. Kneed into a dough.

2. Roll the dough into a sausage and then break it up into little pieces.

3. Roll each piece into a ball and place it on a tray.

4. Place the balls in a pot and boil until they float to the top.

5. Remove the balls from the pot and place on the tray again.

6. Roll the balls in a mixture of flour and sugar.

7. Eat it!









It was just like eating dough. At first it had an almost peanut butter flavour but then I was just left with mooshy goo.


Second up...Dorayaki

1. Empty 3 tubes of maple into a bowl of flour.

2. Add 3 tablespoons of milk and mix.

3. Fold whipped eggs into the flour mixture and continue to stir until smooth.

4. Fill a ladle with mixture and spoon onto a hot plate.

5. Remove from the hot plate when the top is dry and bubbled.

6. Fold the Dorayaki in half so the brown side is on the inside.

7. Add strawberry jam filling.

8. Eat it!







This was just delicious. Tasted like strawberry pancakes. Mmmmmmm.
Third up...Traditional Yam Potato Chip

1. Stoke up a traditional stove by starting a small fire using wooden chopsticks and adding charcoal.

2. When the flames have died down, place a grill on top.

3. Place the pre-cut potato chip on the grill.

4. Grill until brown on all sides.

5. Eat it!


This type of potato was very sweet and soft.


Fourth up (and final course)...Gohei Mochi

1. Mash a bowl full of rice with a stick until it is all squashed together.

2. Wet your hands and mould a small, flat ball of rice. Place it on a tray.

3. Place the Gohei Mochi on a hot plate.

4. When brown, turn it over and brush the top with miso paste.

5. Repeat with other side.

6. Eat it!



This was a delicious savoury dish. The miso paste gave an otherwise plain rice cake some sweet flavour. I was so impressed I made it for tea that night.


All of this cooking was done in a Home Economics type room, kids in their cute colourful aprons, head scarves and face masks. There were 9 benches where students worked. Each ingredient was already measured and pre-prepared which helped the process run really smoothly. Students had to sit patiently in a line on the floor to wait for their turn to join in each stage of cooking. I was most impressed at the lack of behaviour management issues. They just seemed to occupy themselves quite happily. After a fun and filling day I 'rolled' home!




Jr High School Graduation


What a formal event! Teachers in kimonos and suits, women in black and white wearing corsages and me with my big, black jacket and heat bag!



The graduation was held in the gymnasium which was decked out with flowers, a red carpet down the centre isle, the school logo on blue and white material was hung around the perimeter of the room and there was seating for about 700 people. Students filed in, down the isle in pairs and stood in front of their seat. Once the whole home group was there, they all bowed to the front and sat down. They sat in home group order (9 classes of 40 students), girls on one side of the isle and boys on the other. To the sides, teachers sat facing inward and on the opposite side sat PTA members and other Principals from neighbouring schools.


The students sang a song and then each home group teacher called out the names of their students. Each student would respond to their name with "hai" and then stand up. Students who achieved success were awarded certificates. The Principal gave a speech, as did the Deputy and other students (all of which required repeatedly standing up, bowing and sitting down). Students sang the school song, along with a few others and then this brought us to the final part of the ceremony.


All of the teachers lined up along the front and were presented with a bouquet of flowers by some blubbering girls. Then, one line at a time, the students stood, said thank you to the teachers, bowed and then filed out again. Many students were crying, as well as the teachers. I blame the emotional music! It was a special occasion.




meanwhile... across town the same thing was happening...


lines and lines of students... apparently some were saying earlier that I (Jono) was privileged to sit where I did, with the other third grade teachers and senior second grade teachers (first grader had to stand up at the back!)... I always have been opposed to school songs in Australia, but now, my opinion is slowly changing... I even know most of the words in Japanese to our school song... I think when 1000 students sing they sing it better than the national anthem... most impressive for me was the setup of the gym... as well as 1000 people, all seated, the stage looked magnificent, as the front was covered with flowers, the lectern was in the middle of the stage and the (massive) flags of Japan and Himeji towered over the principal as he stood in the middle of the stage. It looked really official but not boring. A great brass band (hard to believe they are only 14 at the most, "My Way", an overlooked classic so often for such an occasion!), and it was all for a year 9 grad! Hate to think what they do for university! And even better, it was all completely cleaned and put away in less than an hour... The Japanese way!

Saturday, March 10, 2007

Sake Winery Tour

The Aussies and Americans made their way to Aboshi via the train and found our way to the sake winery. Not really knowing what to expect (only knowing of winery tours in Oz), we walked into a room which had two long rows of tables and sake glasses lined up. We soon made ourselves at home as we grabbed some spare chairs and rearranged the seating. After listening to a speech from one of the business men (we could tell because he was dressed to the nines), and watching a video on the production of sake, we donned our white gumboots and hair nets and headed on a tour of the factory.




Unlike Australian grape wine, much of the labour in producing sake is done by hand. It is a lengthy process of harvesting the rice, washing, separating, trimming, mixing, soaking and straining (in no particular order!!). The whole process takes two weeks.






The tour took us into many areas of the factory, the group of 40 riding the industrial sized elevator to the different levels. It was something like a scene from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, although no chocolate and no oompa loompas (and unfortunately for the girls, no Johnny Depp). The highlight of the tour was undoubtedly having to step through a tray of water to wash our white gums boots to ensure they were clean (at least on the outside)! We saw lots of sake in storage tanks, which meant after the tour there was plenty for us to drink.






We were told to bring our own snacks for the tasting part. Our group brought crackers, chocolate, biscuits, cheese, popcorn, etc. Looking around the room we noticed that the Japanese taste testers were having a banquet! They brought out trays and trays of food which they gorged on. We were given 3 different sakes to taste. They all tasted horrible to me (Jodi) but Jono didn't mind them. Some of our companions were very 'happy' by the time we had to leave. The two-hour tour and tasting was FREE!!!




Jono bought a bottle as a souvenir (purely for decorative purposes!).

Thursday, March 8, 2007

Water anyone...


So, a story so stupid that only one author on this site could have done... and it isn't the more regular author of the two! So, I'll leave you to work out who this story actually belongs too.

As you have read previously on this blog, elementary schools provide lunch for their students... often, its delicious and nutritious! Today was bread day, so I got soup, bread (with apple in it) and of course milk! Those of you who know me will know I despise milk! Horrible stuff! So, I tell them I'm allergic and that seems to solve problem... However, today a new setting, as the milk monitor delivered a bottle of water to me. I thought, rippa, they've accepted the fact I can't have milk and are offering me an alternative!




So as the meal concluded, delicious as usual (at this particular school), I reached for the water. I unscrewed the lid and took a drink. All of a sudden many eyes turned and looked directly at me. I had noticed water on all tables but i just thought many students were taking a stand against milk! So I politely asked in Japanese if I could drink the water... They shook their heads with such fervour I thought I must have done something really wrong! So, i asked them again in English (I'm not sure why, thought it would help somehow! Stupid westerner!), and same response! Right, I'm in big trouble I thought, so I'll just plead ignorance! It was then I looked over and saw a student take the bottle and tip it into his milk carton. Hmmm... he then stepped out of the table setting and tipped the milky water into a bucket! Idiot!!! I had just drank the dishwater! I should have known Japan is the recycling capital of the world! Everything is recycled!



My Uncle Murray is big on looking for the positives... The positives of this story, despite looking ridiculously stupid, at least I have a decent story to tell y0u folk at home... I hope you are all washing out your cartons and recycling, even at work... And next time you are at a restaurant, take a moment to think about the bottle of water in front of you! It might not be for drinking!